|Book and I at the vet.|
Vet: So what brings your here today?
Me: Booker has a cyst that I just noticed and wanted you to take a look at. (I showed her said cyst.)
Vet: That??! That's his nipple.
Me: Excuse me?
Vet: That's just his nipple. Do you see the other ones all up and down his belly?
Me: I do now.
Vet: Yeah. So anything else I can do for you today?
Me: I guess not. I feel foolish.
Vet: Well...You should.
She didn't say that. I'm sure she wanted to though. Instead she just charged me $40 for the visit.
In my defense, Booker has a big ass nipple.