Today is Macy's half birthday. She's officially one and half. I'm thrilled as I've been telling people this was her age since she turned one. I've found that people respond negatively when you say your child is "one-ish" or "one and some change" but I personally reject this parental phenomenon of counting our kids' age in months. I mean really, who has the time (and mathematical aptitude) for such constant calculation. Not me. I have a blog to write.
Macy, as a toddler, is showing promise for a lot of exciting career paths. Yesterday, for example, she demonstrated signs of becoming one of those competitive eating champions. Upon locating and securing the familial candy bowl she consumed 8+ Hershey Nuggets (with almonds.) At first I freaked out because I wasn't sure what the unidentified brown substance was covering her body. My secondary concern was her dying from the chocolate bender but quickly remembered that's dogs (and diabetics) - not kids. I was then able to relax and took prolific video footage of her head-banging various toys in her collection. (2nd career option - mosh pit associate.)
More possible career options.
Left: Actress in something sad. The re-make of Beaches perhaps.
Right: Cross fit champion.
Happy Birthday Macy! We love you so much!
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