It is officially October1st meaning my reign as Langford Market's "Chica of the Month" for September is officially over. Because I manage Langford Market's blog, I have seen many "chicas" come before me and while they politely share their hometown and typical Friday night attire, they always get the final question of "Brad Pitt vs Brad(ley) Cooper" wrong.
Brad Pitt has too many kids. I just don't see him having the time or energy for a proper romp. Plus he'd probably want to do in an economically green way - no air conditioning or something. Ugh - I'm annoyed already.
Bradley Cooper, on the other hand, is a smokeshow. And he seems cool - like he'd be the type of guy who'd want to share a joint post all the sex. He's the obvious choice, okay future "Chicas of the month?" I don't want to have to explain this again.
*I'm willing to have a debate about this in the comment section for those of you that might fall on the other side of this obviously crucial debate. Ebola in Dallas? Whatever. This is the stuff that really matters.
AKA "Langford Market's October Chica of the Month"
AKA "Mrs. Bradley Cooper"
P.S. Houstonians - I'm going to be on Great Day Houston this morning talking about my book, 99 Problems!! Follow me on instagram and I'll post stuff from the green room and anything else I deem interesting.
P.P.S. Here are the links to the Langford jumpsuits I love. Here is the oxblood & blue one and here is the black one.
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