Why you ask? Because of its authenticity. I actually reached out to different friends and family to see, specifically, what they wanted. I think in the scientific world that's called R&D, no? Research and Development? I researched and developed the shit out of this guide. Some of that resulted in really creative gifts that will surely be a unique and thoughtful idea for someone on your list. Other requests, such as my brother's desire for "a boat" might be less helpful. But I felt I had to include his submission after I texted him "respond to my fucking email Ryan" and he did.
So without further ado, may I present the 2014 Greetings from Texas Gift Guide.