Chicago vs. Texas

Chicago vs. Texas. It's not a competition. There are an infinite amount of things that I LOVE about my former home of Chicago. Likewise, Texas has tons of stuff going for it.

Though I must admit, if I were keeping score, Texas would have gained a slight edge this weekend due to three simple words; Liquor, Store, and Drive-Thru.

Well done. Simply well done.

Let me break it down for my Yankee readers. If you're anything like me, it takes a minute to really soak in;

Here Danny provides the video tutorial version;

So can we all agree?

 Texas 1. Chicago 0.