Breast Cancer Awareness is Cool

I wanted to do something in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I considered having Paige taking a very boudoir-esque shot of my boobs and posting it but I couldn't justify to myself (or Danny) how that wouldn't be skanky.

My next idea was to post a sexy pic of someone else's boobs. I searched my Pinterest account using the term "boobs" but all that came up was a preachy error message that said they don't host "inappropriate" or "explicit" pins. Whatever Pinterest, live a little.

So, here I am executing my last idea, which is not only giving away a copy of my book - but sharing a short, yet boob related, excerpt from it! While I never officially had breast cancer, the doctors initially told me I did (neat!) and it wasn't until receiving 2nd and 3rd opinions weeks later that I learned that I did not. Also, as you'll learn in the excerpt, I underwent a excisional biopsy in 2011. (Sexy!) photo test7_zps5d8dbe54.jpg
-When you're done reading make sure to enter the giveaway at the bottom!-
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1. Follow me on Twitter OR  Instagram OR Goodreads - if you're not already.
2. Leave a comment below with your email address so I can track you down should you win!
3. Already own the book? No worries. I'll write the inscription to anyone so you can give it as a gift!

Giveaway open through Sunday, October 20th at midnight.
P.S. Don't want to wait and see if you win the giveaway? Purchase the book here on amazon on here for an electronic copy!


  1. Would love a signed copy! I preordered your book but haven't read it yet since I shared the wealth and mailed it off to 2 friends (I mean FANS) to read first. (I'm sure you're thinking I'm cheap, and you're probably right). Thanks!

  2. I followed you on isntagram. whoop whoop.

  3. you should know - i dont have a twitter (GASP) so I can't follow you there. I promised myself no more social media. dumb, i know.

  4. Followed on Twitter! I have fond memories of Hawaiian wedding crashing with you and your cuz :-)

  5. I follow you on Instagram and I'd love to read your book my e-mail is lauralucia24@live

  6. I follow you on Twitter & I want to win so badly! Jay Z is my favorite rapper too... email: sarah.prettyprovidence@gmail.com

  7. I follow you on twitter and insta like a good ole blog stalker cough cough I mean follower does!!! I would love a signed copy of your book! You can track me down at table4oneblog@gmail.com

  8. I already follow you on all of the above because stalking is my life. Also, I'm obsessed with goodreads!


  9. I follow you on twitter and would LOVE to read your book!


  10. Follow you on instagram! I would love to read your book. And even if I don't win, I'll be ordering it from amazon soon!!

  11. I would love to win a copy of your book! Bevann.mccartney@selu.edu

  12. Love you, love your blog, and now following you everywhere. I'll also buy if I don't win, but I hope I do.


  13. cant wait to read!


  14. You are hilarious. Like, Tina Fey/Amy Poehler/Mindy level. I laugh a lot and would love to laugh more while reading your book...

  15. Hi! I'm your newest follower, I found you through Darby at Life with the hawleys. So glad I did, love your sense of humor!


  16. Girl, you are too funny. Mega points for you for having a wicked sense of humor. Oh, and excited to read your book!!



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