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Promotional Trickery for 99 Problems But A Baby Ain't One

Married couple Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen are my favorite people of late. I developed an aggressive sexual attraction to Jason during the newly released season of Orange is the New Black. His author wife, Jenny, is also very cool slash funny according to her instagram and the various online interviews I've read. (I've yet to secure her best selling book because when I went to Barnes+Noble they "didn't have it." Neat. I expressed my annoyance by not noticing the 72 books Macy threw on the ground.)

Anyway, Jason recently instagrammed this pic to help promote his wife's book.

  Move that book 4 inches up, k Larry?

Upon seeing it I immediately asked Danny to do the same for my book.
He refused because he is rude. But in the end, I wore him down. 

Speaking of my book (see how I did that?) - save the date for Wednesday, July 16th where Becky Murphy and I will be teaming up to give a fun but profound presentation at Blue Willow Bookshop. More details here!

 Seacrest Out.



  1. Well, it's a good thing your book is bigger than Jenny's book! Otherwise, we might have gotten to know Danny better :)

  2. BAHAHAHA! Love this! Also, what are you doing buying books at BN? AMAZON girrrrrrrrl. Amazon.

  3. Oh my gosh yes. This is HILARIOUS. I'm so glad that I'm not the only one thinking dirty thoughts about Jason Biggs after season 2 of OITNB.


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