It's gonna be a huge day today guys - absolutely huge! Not because Macy is making her inaugural visit to Chucky Cheese or because Parenthood is on tonight. (Though both valid reasons for enthusiasm). But even more thrilling is that my recent calvins purchase (a la Macy's) is scheduled to arrive today! I see an unsolicited hug in my mailman's future.
I've been obsessing over old school Calvins for a while now. Do you know what I mean when I say that? Think early 90's; My-So Called Life, NBA Starter Jackets, CK one, and this amazing song.
But how am I justifying spending so much $$ on underwear?
Easy. It's not my money - it's Danny's.
(I kid, I kid!) The real reason, or the equally ridiculous one, is that I've been going sans bra lately. I've apparently shed a few lbs and my boobs have shrunk. How's that for TMI? Had you noticed Dad? How about you Uncle Carl?
Anyway, I've been celebrating this recent development by not wearing a bra. It's amazing. But also not appropriate. (Or so I've been told by rude people in my life.) I feel my Calvins will be a good solution. They'll be more comfortable then a traditional bra and less slutty when I'm wearing, say, a thin white t-shirt.
-BE COOL & SHOP OLD SCHOOL CALVINS-
P.P.S. Parenthood people! Are they gonna kill Zeke off? Why is Ray Romano so sexy to me in his non-sexy role? Talk to me below!
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