Don't have a boyfriend? Don't bother. Just get a boyfriend blazer. They're way better anyway. For starters, you can have TONS of boyfriend blazers and instead of being labeled a "hoe" or my personal favorite derogatory put-down, a "SLORE" - you'll just be known as "stylish".
Boyfriend Blazers also excel at the cliche things boyfriends typically struggle with.They love talking about where your relationship is going for example. Me and this boyfriend are getting super serious. We say "i love you" I am taking him to Julie's book party on Tuesday.
He does have a TINY TINY TINY......bit of stretch to him.
So he hugs you but is still professional enough to wear to the office.
I was out with my boyfriend yesterday (as pictured above) and he let me go on and on about all the things I wanted. Instead of fantasy football or the new Kung Fury movie (dumb) we discussed how Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are now a couple?? (Talk about a show-mance - it will never last.)
And when I told my b-friend blazer, "three of my friends just found out were preggo" he didn't run the othe way but rather engaged fully. "Will they be birthing vaginally or via c-section?" he asked. Love him! But don't hate the player - hate the game as I've also been scoping out this blue boyfriend from Banana. It's a little rich for my blood but as my dad says, "it's just as easy to love a rich man, as it is a poor."
Boyfriend blazers. Get yourself one. Or two. Or if you think you can handle it - three.
-SHOP BOYFRIEND BLAZERS-