Dunkin Donuts has the best promotion going on! On your coffee cup is a scratch off sticker with trivia. If you get your trivia right, you get a free donut!! It’s fantastic! Now, normally I’m terrible at trivia. Really bad. (Unless it’s about US Weekly, American Idol, or FRIENDS, in which case I’m amazing!) But do you know who is really great at trivia???? Fucking Google!!
What Major League Baseball Team won the 1977 World Series?
A . The New York Mets
B. The Cleveland Indians
C. The Milwaukee Brewers
D. The Texas Rangers
No idea. Also, who cares? But I googled that shit right on up! I couldn’t have been any more excited yesterday morning while cruising through the drive thru to claim my prize.
Drive Thru Voice: May we take your order?
Me: Yeah! I’d like an Extra large coffee with skim milk. And then (laughing giddily with excitement) I have a sticker for a free donut!!
Drive Thru Voice: Alright Ma’m. Pull ahead.
I pulled up and my Chocolate Long John was there to greet me. “Thanks!” I said as I took the donut and placed it on the passenger seat . I was gloating as I took my first bite. I reached for my coffee only to grab a whole bunch of air. I slowly replayed the drive thru exchange in my head and wait…...wait…....yep, sure enough. I drove off right after paying and precisely before receiving my coffee. DAMNIT!!!!
My donut was fricking good though.