As an anniversary present, Danny got me tickets to Chelsea Handler!!! I, on the other hand, went with a gift less overtly awesome.
My first present was a hug. A very, very meaningful one. I then presented him with an Edible Fruit Boutique that my parents had sent for us earlier in the day. I did the ‘ole switch the card trick – works like a charm every time. And then there was my last and final gift. An original rap. Entitled "Happy 3rd Anniversary Danny." I don't want to brag but it was pretty good. And super fly.