In case you didn’t know, bathing suit season is upon us. I have a 3 step plan to get prepared for this respective season. My plan is as follows;
1.BUY THIS SWIMSUIT.
In care of JCrew
2.WORK OUT MORE SOME
My exercise routine currently consists of watching Tracy Anderson infomercials. I don’t actually do them but rather watch from the couch. It might sound impossible but I think it’s working!!!I simply watch Tracy, learn about her customized program, listen to testimonials from other infomercial buyers, and suddenly feel much more fit. With a little practice, I hope to have a banging body via 100% osmosis.
It only takes a few hours into the Atkins Diet to remember that I hate the Atkins Diet.No what sucks as a snack? Cottage Cheese. No what is awesome as a snack? Pizza.
If anyone wants to copy my plan, feel free.
Also, if anyone wants to buy me this bathing suit, feel free. It's $116 plus tax.