6.01.2011

Bathing Suit Season

In case you didn’t know, bathing suit season is upon us.  I have a 3 step plan to get prepared for this respective season.  My plan is as follows;

1.       BUY THIS SWIMSUIT.
 
In care of JCrew

2.    WORK OUT MORE SOME
 My exercise routine currently consists of watching Tracy Anderson infomercials. I don’t actually do them but rather watch from the couch. It might sound impossible but I think it’s working!!! I simply watch Tracy, learn about her customized program, listen to testimonials from other infomercial buyers, and suddenly feel much more fit. With a little practice, I hope to have a banging body via 100% osmosis.

3.   ATKINS DIET
It only takes a few hours into the Atkins Diet to remember that I hate the Atkins Diet.  No what sucks as a snack? Cottage Cheese. No what is awesome as a snack? Pizza.


If anyone wants to copy my plan, feel free.
Also, if anyone wants to buy me this bathing suit, feel free.  It's $116 plus tax.

1 comment:

  1. Cute suit. Cute, but expensive.

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