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Move Over Casey Anthony

While the nation continues to be fascinated by the ongoing Casey Anthony trial, a less publicized case unfolds at the Silianoff household in Houston, Texas.

The case is quite simple really. You see, this is our house.


Tragically, a person with an unknown identity crushed our gutter. (Documented below.)


More tragically, my husband had the audacity to suggest this heinous crime was committed by none other than myself. His case is centered around that fact that there is red paint on my car door handle. (Pictured below.)  The same red paint that is on our garage, just inches away from the crushed gutter.


I told Danny that first and foremost, he is a dick. I then pointed out that in times of crisis, such as this,we should be sticking together - not turning on one another. Lastly, and most importantly, I reminded him that he has zero witnesses.  I concluded my defense with the universally accepted truth, "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit."

Case Closed Bitch.


  1. I like how Booker is in this picture too. He says: See mom! I'm on your side!

  2. Booker is the missing witness, but he's not talkin'

  3. Lol, I came across this post while I was searching for a rumor that casey anthony was moving to Texas. I love this. I thought the garage was going to open up and something scary be inside :P

  4. Yup, my favourite part is Booker at your side, supportive some may say, but I suspect he's just waiting for you to open the door so he can GO! Dogs are fairly simple creatures, cats more complex - much like the two human gender types (I'll let you decide which is which).


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