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a huge insult to Bill and Guliana Rancic.
Move over Real Housewives! Alas - Texas is getting some representation up in the Housewives reality TV circuit. We’ve got some rich hoes too, don’t you know?
The show takes places in Dallas which is sad because I wish it took place in Houston where I live. Also sad, one of the housewives’ daughters has the word “c*nt” largely tattooed on her foot. If that doesn't make you proud to be a Texan, I don't know what will.
Admittedly, there was one educational part of the show. I learned that here in Texas, if you have nothing nice to say about someone, you can simply say, “bless their little heart” which is code for “F them!” which is a neat little trick.
Big Rich Texas - I'm not really a fan. Not because it's a terrible, but because I wasn't asked to be on it. Bless those producer’s little hearts.