My mom recently sent me an email with the acronym, “SOL”. Confused, I asked her what that meant. “Screaming Out Loud” she said all cocky. I was ashamed that my 55 year old mother was more savvy in text shorthand than I. (Even though I'm pretty sure she made that up.)
Regardless, I decided right there and then I needed to step up my game. This is the language of the future, is it not? I spent the next six hours on this website and am now I'm proud to say "IFRATS." (I fucking rule at text shorthand.)
Here are some of my faves that I will use most frequently;
WOOF – Well Off Older Folks
-When referring to my parents.
TB – Titty Bar
-When brainstorming with Danny about where to go for date night.
RU/18 – Are you over 18?
-When I’m chatting in chatrooms.
NE14KFC – Anyone for KFC?
-For when I want to go to KFC which is always.
BOBFOC – Body off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
- When talking about Rumor Willis.
POTATO - Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
-I turn 30 in November.
UPOD - Under Promise Over Deliver.
-When I tell Danny I don't know how to cook anything, but then order a pizza.