Greetings from Texas: Out of the loop

Apparently I've been very out of the loop lately. I don't know where I've been or what I've been doing. All I know is I'm behind in life. I've shared precisely what I'm talking about below, in the chance that any of this is news to you too.

THINGS I'M JUST HEARING ABOUT NOW

THE SOCK BUN
This is all over Pinterest (follow me here on Pinterest) yet I just came across it yesterday. You can make a huge, voluptuous bun with an old sock! (Um, use a clean one.) You can probably find a shorter,quicker tutorial than the one below but I like this girl's cuz she has an accent. I love a good accent.

WAKE 'N SHAKE
(Not to be confused with Wake and Bake which is something completely different.) This is a new app for your iphone. It's an alarm clock that doesn't turn off unless you shake it super hard.
This is brought to you by the same makers of the shake weight* which is also a phenomenal product.

*I just made this is up.

This is me, sleeping, as a college student.
My friends did that to my face. They are bitches.

SNL SPOOF OF JAY Z
As Jay Z's biggest fan, I'm ashamed of myself for not seeing this video until this past weekend. Though, I must admit, I'm way more ashamed about this plug I'm about to do - here it goes....

See that Rocawear ad on my upper sidebar? It's awesome and so is Jay Z's line, Rocawear. Click on the ad and buy yourself something nice. Something expensive. You're worth it. HOV.