1.22.2015

HEALTHY WHITE RUSSIAN WITH ESPRESSO VODKA

A lot of people credit Steve Jobs or Benjamin Franklin as the best inventors ever. While kites are admittedly fun I'd like to humbly throw my hat in the ring given my recent creation.

                                               Allow me to introduce the "healthy" white Russian.

                                         The Healthy White Russian - where dreams come true.

We all feel the same way about White Russians - do we not? That they're phenomenal but come with an inherent bit of guilt given the cream. #obesity Not anymore! Almond milk people! It gives the drink a rich nutty flavor while accommodating vegans, lactose intolerants, and traditional alcoholics alike. 

The espresso vodka is also essential in this modernized recipe. It adds a very Starbucks-esque flavor to the point you forget you're consuming alcohol. It'll absolutely come back to you but its usually post a light vom or after you've pressed "send" on that extremely sexual text message. But whatever, it's healthyyyyyyy!


My assistant who I hired solely through nepotism as she's yet to offer any concrete assistance.


HEALTHY WHITE RUSSIAN
-Fill glass to the brim with ice
-2 shots of espresso vodka
-2 shots of kahlua
-Almond milk (your choice of flavor) to taste


Cheers, or perhaps more appropriate, "Za zdorovje!" 



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