Look what magazine I came across at the dentist office yesterday.
The Texas Angus News. Ha!!!! I can't even make this stuff up.
Is it common knowledge that “angus” is a cow??? I had no idea. I just thought it was a word that’s ironically close to the word “anus”. It never dawned on me that it had a meaning.
I remember being confused when McDonald’s came out with their new “Angus” burger. I couldn't figure out why in world they'd name a burger that. I mean, I can’t think of anything less appetizing than an anus. But now it all makes sense. (Though still very unappetizing.)
I guess there's only two things left to do now;
1. Fill out the rest of my Membership Application to become part of the Texas Angus Association. Obviously, this is something I need to be a part of.
2. Apologize to my dentist for stealing her magazine. That's totally my bad.
Texas Angus Association Membership Application. I wonder if they'll hold it against me that I don't own a cow? |
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ReplyDeleteNice leopard print nails. Should go great with the parka.
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Good lookin out Ed!
ReplyDeleteGot your Angus membership yet??
ReplyDeleteOh what do you do, poor Angus
ReplyDeleteWhen hunger makes you cry
I fix myself an omelet, sir
Of fluffy clouds and sky
Oh what do you do, poor Angus
When the winds blow down the hills
I sew myself a warm cloak, sir
Of hope and daffodils
And who will you love, poor Angus
When Catherine's gone from the moor
Ah then, sir, then's the only time
I think I'm really poor
(Shel Silverstein)
Shel Silverstein, yes! One of my favorite poets. And not just because I only know a few poets.
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