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Texas Angus News

Look what magazine I came across at the dentist office yesterday. 
The Texas Angus News. Ha!!!! I can't even make this stuff up.

Is it common knowledge that “angus” is a cow??? I had no idea. I just thought it was a word that’s ironically close to the word “anus”.  It never dawned on me that it had a meaning.
I remember being confused when McDonald’s came out with their new “Angus” burger. I couldn't figure out why in world they'd name a burger that. I mean, I can’t think of anything less appetizing than an anus.  But now it all makes sense. (Though still very unappetizing.)
I guess there's only two things left to do now;
1. Fill out the rest of my Membership Application to become part of the Texas Angus Association. Obviously, this is something I need to be a part of.

2. Apologize to my dentist for stealing her magazine. That's totally my bad.

Texas Angus Association Membership Application.
I wonder if they'll hold it against me that I don't own a cow?



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  2. Nice leopard print nails. Should go great with the parka.


  3. Got your Angus membership yet??

  4. Oh what do you do, poor Angus
    When hunger makes you cry
    I fix myself an omelet, sir
    Of fluffy clouds and sky

    Oh what do you do, poor Angus
    When the winds blow down the hills
    I sew myself a warm cloak, sir
    Of hope and daffodils

    And who will you love, poor Angus
    When Catherine's gone from the moor
    Ah then, sir, then's the only time
    I think I'm really poor

    (Shel Silverstein)

  5. Shel Silverstein, yes! One of my favorite poets. And not just because I only know a few poets.


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