Look what magazine I came across at the dentist office yesterday.
The Texas Angus News. Ha!!!! I can't even make this stuff up.
Is it common knowledge that “angus” is a cow??? I had no idea. I just thought it was a word that’s ironically close to the word “anus”. It never dawned on me that it had a meaning.
I remember being confused when McDonald’s came out with their new “Angus” burger. I couldn't figure out why in world they'd name a burger that. I mean, I can’t think of anything less appetizing than an anus. But now it all makes sense. (Though still very unappetizing.)
I guess there's only two things left to do now;
1. Fill out the rest of my Membership Application to become part of the Texas Angus Association. Obviously, this is something I need to be a part of.
2. Apologize to my dentist for stealing her magazine. That's totally my bad.
|Texas Angus Association Membership Application. |
I wonder if they'll hold it against me that I don't own a cow?