Greetings from Texas: LAKE CONROE

Greetings from Lake Conroe where my friend Julie recently had Mace and I out on her boat!

I brought some beer aboard, which I typically don't drink, but wine seemed severe for day drinking with kiddos. The root beer one, shockingly, tastes like root beer but has a super high proof so gets your crunked up quick. The Hatch Chile one is good too.

Though perhaps a little heavy handed for kids.

My little mermaid.

Our friends Lexi and Lindsay.

Nice Matthew.

Looking good Captain!

Though your wifey is looking even better in her Mad Meg sunnies.

Land for lunch.

Feeding the fish our leftovers.
Here's something I bet you didn't know; fish love chicken fried rice.

Aunt JuJu.

We were trying to teach Macy and Evan the the Lady in the Tramp move.

Almost!!

P.S. Arranged marriage is back kids! Save the date - Macy will be marrying Evan Cohen, two years her senior, in roughly 20 years. She's already registered at Toys R Us and Baby Gap though if you want to get that out of the way.